You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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