I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
not ubering you a puppy
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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