yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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