There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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