i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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