The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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