so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
time to smoke my breakfast
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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