i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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