sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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