my vag is so smooth its legendary
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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