She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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