We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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