Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
