She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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