Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
