i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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