Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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