it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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