Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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