it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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