Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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