I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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