Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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