If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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