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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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