I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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