Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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