Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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