school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
