I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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