KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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