Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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