i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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