We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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