So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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