When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
