your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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