Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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