Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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