GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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