And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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