In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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