I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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