exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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