Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So here I am, sexting at work.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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