Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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