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You can't motorboat a personality
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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