I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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