I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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