Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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