I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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