You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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