I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Randomize