Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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